Writing About Roses

I can’t believe I have to write an essay about roses for university. That’s just such a specific topic. I don’t know how I’m possibly going to write three hundred words on it. I know that doesn’t seem like much, but it’s not like I’m doing a writing course. I’m just studying botany. I can […]

Beauty and Tinting

I’m currently studying beauty at university, and I’ve been given an impossible task. Well, the entire class has been given an impossible task. It’s actually our biggest assignment yet, which is pretty intimidating. Each of us needs to write an essay linking beauty to a completely random topic, decided by drawing a piece of paper […]

Decorative Glass Flag

Concord Flight has received its first official review for a live gig. It’s… not good. The local newspaper gave us two stars. That’s not out of five, or even ten. That’s out of a thousand possible stars. Bret and Jemaine got two stars just for showing up, and even then, they were an hour late. […]

Amaryllis FYI

The humble amaryllis has been an object of inquiry for many in recent months, due to the word’s appearance in an internet meme. While this meme has enjoyed limited success at best, you are unlikely to hear the word in any capacity in future, so now is the best time to inform you about the […]

Saving Private Bandit

If I was going to save Bandit, I had to re-solidify myself quickly. As a liquified puddle of green goop, thanks to Archerak, I couldn’t really do much. The solidifying process takes about an hour before I’m back in my purple-skinned Space Wizard form. This journey to Earth hasn’t at all been what I expected. […]

Special Challenge Alert

Jack Zebraman, Star and Celebrity: What Does He Know About Laundries? Does He Know Things? Let’s Find Out! That’s the name of the special challenge designed for the famous star of the classic 90s crime show, Black and White. Seeing as he won the previous challenge, building the best glass balustrade of Sweden, the artificial […]

Just Say No

I’m just going to come out and say it – I like a Sunday drive as much as the next person, but I don’t think it’s something anyone should be doing on a regular basis. It’s bad enough that so many people take a private car to work every single weekday and that our lifestyles […]

Dirge Strikes Again!

Breaking News: The Dirge Kidnaps All Mechanics While Starring On Australia’s Next Top Office. This is Chuck Fiddlesticks with the latest. While proving the early front runner on Not Flick’s Australia’s Next Top Office, the supervillain known only as ‘the Dirge’ has struck again, this time targeting mechanics across the country. If you were in […]

Guest Post: JZ

Hi, I’m Jack Zebraman and I’ll be starring on Australia’s Next Top Office season two! This is my online profile, posted to a completely random page of the internet, with the owner’s permission, of course. Think of it like a guest post. Thanks to Mr Mrs for giving me space on this website to post […]

The No-Office Office

What do we really need offices for, in this day and age? We’ve already given up the business suit, the cubicle and reliance on desktop computers. So what’s to say we couldn’t give up the whole concept of a bricks-and-mortar office? When you think about it, cutting it out of the equation could dramatically reduce […]