Ghost Car Autocracy

I’m worried about Ghost Car. He’s been acting a little weird lately, and the things I just found on our shared internet history don’t help. We have a family plan for our mobile data, and I got in contact with our service provider so that I could see the search history. I told them it […]

Shattered Truths

I love smashing glass. It’s the most satisfying thing in the world. Have you ever had the pleasure of watching a perfectly normal piece of glass break into countless pieces? It’s simply mesmerizing. In one moment, it’s perfectly whole, safe and pure. In the next, it’s nothing but sharp and dangerous chunks. People feel so […]

Kylie Blasts Off!

This innovation is totally going to take off! Lawrence Corp have expressed interest in K/Y-L1 the hairdresser robot, although I’m in the process of looking through the contract and seeing what sort of changes they’d like to make to the concept. Apparently, they don’t like the ‘fake, blocky appearance’ and would like to transform it […]

Socks and Cats

Now that I don’t have a job any more, I’m taking some well-earned me-time. Time for me, and my love for cartoons, so really it’s ‘me and cartoons time’. Although if I’m honest, I’ve begun to plumb the depths of too much. Sometimes I can’t tell what happened in the real world and what happened […]

A 100kw Idea

There sure were a lot of guys with the same name as me at that meeting. Maybe the fact that it was the Emergency Council of the Chads had something to do with it. I sat next to my friend Chad, and his friend Chad, and then my other friend Chad came and sat on […]

Wise Little Property Culture

I’ve been studying zoology for the past twenty years, and I’ve never come across anything quite like this. We’ve recently unearthed a certain subspecies of termites that organise themselves quite differently to the normal variety, specifically in the way they arrange their living spaces. Most termites have no real estate as such, instead eating for […]

Professional Opinion On Property

My sister, Lea, came over this morning to announce that she’s finally been accepted into that architecture degree she’s been harping on about. That’s great, of course, but it would have been nicer if she hadn’t taken the sharing of it as an opportunity to criticise my new balcony renovation and disparage my suburb’s general […]

Card Games On a Boat, Hoo Boy…

Alright, so…that was an interesting weekend. I get all sorts coming through here, but mostly young, single folks who want a way to spend their time on a lonely weekend. Or people who just love adventure. I’ve had a few families through, though not many really want to spend all weekend with just themselves on […]

Serious Signs of Termite Trouble

Humans and termites haven’t always had the greatest of relationships. In fact, aside from several African tribes relishing them as delicacies, you could almost call us enemies. Termites really want to eat our delicious houses, and we really would prefer it if they didn’t. They have the numbers. We have size and technology. But exactly how […]