Cars

Bernard the All-Powerful Wizard (Bernie, for short) had found the perfect solution to destroy two birds with one stone. The first bird: his mild case of existential contemplation. He wanted to clarify to himself that it wasn’t an existential crisis. He was far too powerful to have a meltdown; he had already had plenty of […]

I was driving down the road, enjoying the wind in my hair and the music blaring through the speakers of my car. The sun was shining and it was a perfect day for a drive. Suddenly, I had to hit the brakes to avoid colliding with the car in front of me, but my car […]

If I was going to save Bandit, I had to re-solidify myself quickly. As a liquified puddle of green goop, thanks to Archerak, I couldn’t really do much. The solidifying process takes about an hour before I’m back in my purple-skinned Space Wizard form. This journey to Earth hasn’t at all been what I expected. […]

I’m just going to come out and say it – I like a Sunday drive as much as the next person, but I don’t think it’s something anyone should be doing on a regular basis. It’s bad enough that so many people take a private car to work every single weekday and that our lifestyles […]

Breaking News: The Dirge Kidnaps All Mechanics While Starring On Australia’s Next Top Office. This is Chuck Fiddlesticks with the latest. While proving the early front runner on Not Flick’s Australia’s Next Top Office, the supervillain known only as ‘the Dirge’ has struck again, this time targeting mechanics across the country. If you were in […]

I’m worried about Ghost Car. He’s been acting a little weird lately, and the things I just found on our shared internet history don’t help. We have a family plan for our mobile data, and I got in contact with our service provider so that I could see the search history. I told them it […]