Saving Private Bandit

If I was going to save Bandit, I had to re-solidify myself quickly. As a liquified puddle of green goop, thanks to Archerak, I couldn’t really do much. The solidifying process takes about an hour before I’m back in my purple-skinned Space Wizard form. This journey to Earth hasn’t at all been what I expected. […]

Just Say No

I’m just going to come out and say it – I like a Sunday drive as much as the next person, but I don’t think it’s something anyone should be doing on a regular basis. It’s bad enough that so many people take a private car to work every single weekday and that our lifestyles […]

Dirge Strikes Again!

Breaking News: The Dirge Kidnaps All Mechanics While Starring On Australia’s Next Top Office. This is Chuck Fiddlesticks with the latest. While proving the early front runner on Not Flick’s Australia’s Next Top Office, the supervillain known only as ‘the Dirge’ has struck again, this time targeting mechanics across the country. If you were in […]

Ghost Car Autocracy

I’m worried about Ghost Car. He’s been acting a little weird lately, and the things I just found on our shared internet history don’t help. We have a family plan for our mobile data, and I got in contact with our service provider so that I could see the search history. I told them it […]