Look, I know I’m still in my twenties and I shouldn’t be complaining about how things were ‘back in the old days’, but I’m still old enough to remember when soap operas were about real life. Mum used to LOVE Next Door People, back before their stories went way over the top, and I was […]
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My New Platform Friend?
Happens to the best of us. Talk to a girl online for two years, arrange to meet up and find out that she’s actually a really lonely fifty-year-old guy. Like, I saw face pics and everything. Whose face was that, anyway? Does he know that’s identity fraud? Although this explain, like, SO much. Not that […]
It’s Raining Construction Men
So today, I caught a guy. Not caught him on the phone, or at work…like I actually caught a guy in my arms. Honestly, that kinda thing is just so unexpected that you just don’t know how to deal with it afterwards. Like, where to in life from here, you know? I didn’t even know […]