From a young age Jeannie had an exceptional presence. You could tell when she was in a room because she commanded attention. Not by being the loudest or the funniest but just by being Jeannie. When she spoke, everyone listened and as she has got older it’s only become more impressive. It didn’t surprise anyone when […]
Cheaters drink champagne
I finally caught him out. As most of you I have known for a while, aka six months, that my husband is cheating on me. I just had no hard proof, but now I do. The late nights in the office weren’t cutting it anymore as an excuse and he realised that. So, a couple […]
Carpets don’t clean themselves
I wish that I could be in two places at once. I think that I would be a cool superhero or maybe a bad guy if that was my power. I think that I could do some real good or some real bad, depending on my origin story. If I have to avenge a loved […]
Dry Needling, Marion and The Gym
It has been about three years since I have had any contact with my ex-wife. I believe the last time we spoke she told me that if she never heard from me again she would live a happy and a peaceful life and be all the better for it. Every once in awhile I get […]
Improving my health with hyperbarics
My whole life I’ve been vilified and ostracised for my poor health. You’d think this was the Third Reich, they way most people reject those who are not as physically perfect as they are. Superiority is human instinct, I’ve learnt. It’s the will to power. They may say that I’m a hypochondriac, they may say […]
Smitten over snapper racks
There’s only so much you can watch a mate go through before you feel like staging some kind of…intervention. I dunno, Alan seems happy sometimes, but he’s not really gonna be happy when his new girlfriend finds out that he’s been lying to her the whole time. Doesn’t he know anything? Women always find out […]
Cha-ching beauty therapy
Last weekend I was at the casino. I’ve never been into gambling but started watching gangster movies lately and it’s made me kind of interested in the lifestyle. So I thought I’d go to the casino to see if I could spot any gangsters among the roulette tables and gambling chips. I thought I spotted […]
It’s Raining Construction Men
So today, I caught a guy. Not caught him on the phone, or at work…like I actually caught a guy in my arms. Honestly, that kinda thing is just so unexpected that you just don’t know how to deal with it afterwards. Like, where to in life from here, you know? I didn’t even know […]
Dry needling: My rescue remedy
Thank the lord for the dry needling. It has been a miraculous cure to my chronic back pain. Every day since my beautiful Stevie was born I have woken up, taken multiple painkillers and prayed they last longer than the previous day. I have visited osteopaths, chiropractors and physiotherapists across Auckland and I have found […]
Learning beauty for my salon
Maybe we need to build a bathroom in the back garden. Sometimes in the middle of the night I get an upset stomach, and it leads to everyone else being upset as well. There are noises…I won’t go into it. The worst part is that I wake up in the morning still looking like death. […]